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Late last night a local volunteer rock & roll garden show host (aka Flowerman) watched a giant raccoon brutally attack a moldy jack-o-lantern on Phillips Avenue in Sioux Falls, SD. Flowerman recalls, 'it looked like a raccoon-gorilla hybrid, a king koon if you will. I fear for area gardeners.'

While the massive vermin poses little threat to gardeners now, Flowerman believes that it could wreak havoc next growing season. As for why the raccoon chose Flowerman's jack-o-lantern to jack-up, one can only speculate, 'It may be connected to the debut of the radio show, The Rock Garden Tour, on KAUR 89.1 every Thursday night from 8-10pm. You can also hear it on-line. We mix rock & roll and gardening in an effort to encourage people to join in the horti-cultural revolution. We share gardening advice. We spin eclectic free-range rock & roll. We perform haiku poetry. Who knows, maybe we struck a nerve?'

Threatened by local rock & roll garden show, local vermin declare war on area gardeners. Only the Rock Garden Tour can save us now. 

Keep it rural.